she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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