Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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