Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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