Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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