I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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