i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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