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(952): View more from Minnesota

Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me

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(210): View more from Texas

Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...

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(712): View more from Iowa

I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love

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(417): View more from Missouri

What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.

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(480): View more from Arizona

got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck

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(817): View more from Texas

Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands

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(501): View more from Arkansas

11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.

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