in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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