Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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