Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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