He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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