what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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