We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
