There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Life is so much better after having sex.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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