Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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