so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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