am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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