Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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