just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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