Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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