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I just threw up on my dentist
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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