Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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