So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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