She's JV to your varsity
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We are two peas in an std pod
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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