evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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