do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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