I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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