Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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