I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Farmville is her only friend.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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