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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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