walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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