Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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