just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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