Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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