Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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