Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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