I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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