I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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