I just made out with a guy for $7.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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