I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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