dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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