naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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