i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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