hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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