batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Two words: nipple clamps
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