I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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