No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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