Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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