8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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