new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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