sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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