Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
