he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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