Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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