Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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