so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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