belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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