I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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